WoodRocket.com Unveils Part One of 'Gnardians of the Galaxy'

LOS ANGELES — WoodRocket.com on Friday announced the release "Gnardians of the Galaxy," the porn parody of the iconic comic book "Guardians of the Galaxy."

"Finally the adult spoof made for fans of porn stars dressed up like space raccoons and giant magical talking wooden penises is here!" the producers cracked in announcing the movie.

Premiering today only on WoodRocket.com, Part 1 of "Gnardians of the Galaxy" is free to watch and "filled with action, adventure, green vaginas, and some of the strangest super sexual space creatures to ever set groin on a porn set."

When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch, and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this  horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doer, Bonin, and her lust for the power of the Infinity Bone.
 
Directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones, SpongeKnob SquareNuts) and starring April O'Neil, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Daisy Ducati, Shane Diesel, Vuko, and AJ as Groin, "Gnardians of the Galaxy" will be available in a special extended edition at the end of April and distributed on DVD by Digital Sin.
 

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